Feb 25, 2009

Everybody Poops...Sometimes

If you don't like poo stories you shouldn't read this blog. I haven't yet posted a missionary poop story so I am long overdue. 

I have had enough experience here in Honduras to write an expo on pooping...the right way...
  • We don't flush toilet paper here - so always put the brown side down in the trash can.
  • When teams come...everyone gets constipated...you NEVER have time to sit down, if you know what I mean. 
  • If you don't get turned off (constipated) when groups come...the switch gets turned ON...all the way... because you are so stressed out your insides are going crazy.
Well I hope you enjoyed this blog...I took the time to sit and write this so I have missed my opportunity to "sit down" somewhere else. 

Now you know how much I love you!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!

You should go to the link below....you just might appreciate it :) It had me roaring...

Love you girl!

http://www.poopnames.com/

Erin said...

Ha Ha you are such a goober : ) I still love ya!!! We couldn't flush TP in Italy either so I know how that goes!