Everybody Poops...Sometimes

If you don't like poo stories you shouldn't read this blog. I haven't yet posted a missionary poop story so I am long overdue. 

I have had enough experience here in Honduras to write an expo on pooping...the right way...

• We don't flush toilet paper here - so always put the brown side down in the trash can.
  
• When teams come...everyone gets constipated...you NEVER have time to sit down, if you know what I mean. 
  
• If you don't get turned off (constipated) when groups come...the switch gets turned ON...all the way... because you are so stressed out your insides are going crazy.

Well I hope you enjoyed this blog...I took the time to sit and write this so I have missed my opportunity to "sit down" somewhere else. 

Now you know how much I love you!